I Dont know why,
Im loving u more evryday,
I dont Know why,
Im missing u in evry word i say,
I dont know why,
Its only u whenver i think sumthing,
I dont know why,
I think of u in every Song i sing.
I dont know why,
U r d only occupant of my dream,
I dont know why,
My love for u has reached extreme.
I dont know why,
I hav lost count whether im foolish or wise,
I dont know why,
I only see u whever i close my eyes.
I dont know why,
I love to see ur unbound hair,
I dont know why,
To get u is my only prayer!
I dont know why,
I have lost control over my brain,
I dont know why,
I love to u see u drenched in rain!
I dont know why,
My love yields me only pain,
I dont know why,
I fall for u again & again!
I dont know why,
I crave for u,knowing,u cant be mine,
I know it this time,
Because my love for u is true and divine!
Friday, October 8, 2010
Akash aar Bristi
Koekdin dhorei meghla,
Bristi ashte chaiche,
Kintu Akash dicchena,
Atke rekheche!
Bristi Bolche,"Chaaro amay,niche jabo ami"
Akash bolche,"Charbo na,hano dekhi tsunami"
Bristi jeno sune rege gelo,
Akash er ei oke akre thaka dekhe!
Prochondo Jor chitkar kore uthlo bristi,
Gram er mathe khela baccha ta bollo,"baba,baj porche",
Akash tobu ses chesta kore jacche,
Nijer valobasa ke nijer kachei rakhar!
Pray dus minute dhore dujoner jhogra jhati chollo,
Baccha cheleta jhor hocche,baaj porche,dekhe ghar e dhuke gelo!
Akash bujhte Parlo,Tar bhalobasar baadh bristi ke atkate parbena
Bristi r ebar oke chere jawar somoy!
Kichukhoner moddhei baccha ta dekhlo nemeche bristi,
Janala diye kagojer nouka bhasiye dilo,
Khub khusi holo o,
Nijer nouka ta bhasche dekhe!
Elliot park e ghonisto premik premika,
Chatar Tolay arektu kache elo,
Jhomjhomiye hoe jawa bristi te,
jeno nijeder arektu apon kore pelo!
Sokal theke rod e pure,
je traffic surgent ta duty korchilo,
Ekhn ekta chata mathay korche,
Mukhe jeno prosantir chaap!
Bhsion bristi te school gelo bheste,
Joma jol e laf diye bacchara ki khusi!
Rainy day howay class-test hoeche baatil,
Chotto chotto mukh guloy hasi onabil!
Eikhane Sobai bristi ke khub bhalobasche,
Bristi ke to arekjon o bhalobase,
Hoyto ei anondo kora lokgulor thekeo beshi,
Akash er mukh tai ekhno gomra!
Bristi ke nijer kache rakhte chay o,
oke tumi swarthopor bhable?
ke noy seita,tumi nou?
Parbe bhalobasar manush take bhag kore nite?
Bristi tai niche elei,
Akasher mukh bhari hoye jay,
Fire gelei aloy jhilmiliye othe o,
Akash r bristi,bhalo theko!
Bristi ashte chaiche,
Kintu Akash dicchena,
Atke rekheche!
Bristi Bolche,"Chaaro amay,niche jabo ami"
Akash bolche,"Charbo na,hano dekhi tsunami"
Bristi jeno sune rege gelo,
Akash er ei oke akre thaka dekhe!
Prochondo Jor chitkar kore uthlo bristi,
Gram er mathe khela baccha ta bollo,"baba,baj porche",
Akash tobu ses chesta kore jacche,
Nijer valobasa ke nijer kachei rakhar!
Pray dus minute dhore dujoner jhogra jhati chollo,
Baccha cheleta jhor hocche,baaj porche,dekhe ghar e dhuke gelo!
Akash bujhte Parlo,Tar bhalobasar baadh bristi ke atkate parbena
Bristi r ebar oke chere jawar somoy!
Kichukhoner moddhei baccha ta dekhlo nemeche bristi,
Janala diye kagojer nouka bhasiye dilo,
Khub khusi holo o,
Nijer nouka ta bhasche dekhe!
Elliot park e ghonisto premik premika,
Chatar Tolay arektu kache elo,
Jhomjhomiye hoe jawa bristi te,
jeno nijeder arektu apon kore pelo!
Sokal theke rod e pure,
je traffic surgent ta duty korchilo,
Ekhn ekta chata mathay korche,
Mukhe jeno prosantir chaap!
Bhsion bristi te school gelo bheste,
Joma jol e laf diye bacchara ki khusi!
Rainy day howay class-test hoeche baatil,
Chotto chotto mukh guloy hasi onabil!
Eikhane Sobai bristi ke khub bhalobasche,
Bristi ke to arekjon o bhalobase,
Hoyto ei anondo kora lokgulor thekeo beshi,
Akash er mukh tai ekhno gomra!
Bristi ke nijer kache rakhte chay o,
oke tumi swarthopor bhable?
ke noy seita,tumi nou?
Parbe bhalobasar manush take bhag kore nite?
Bristi tai niche elei,
Akasher mukh bhari hoye jay,
Fire gelei aloy jhilmiliye othe o,
Akash r bristi,bhalo theko!
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
Opekkha
Boyos holo Kuri paar,
Tobu Ekla e rajdorbar,
Singhoduar e ekaki amar chaaya opekkharoto jobe,
Santo chokhe,snighdo rup e,Asbe se kobe?
Utaal hobe dildoriya,praner tufan khelbe,
Amar akasher Anginay kobe se pori dana melbe?
Aste taake bole dio,neiko kono daabi,
Hridoy e Aaj taala mara,Taar haatei chaabi!
NB:This was a sms which i sent to a frnd.Hothat mone holo,tai uploaded!
Tobu Ekla e rajdorbar,
Singhoduar e ekaki amar chaaya opekkharoto jobe,
Santo chokhe,snighdo rup e,Asbe se kobe?
Utaal hobe dildoriya,praner tufan khelbe,
Amar akasher Anginay kobe se pori dana melbe?
Aste taake bole dio,neiko kono daabi,
Hridoy e Aaj taala mara,Taar haatei chaabi!
NB:This was a sms which i sent to a frnd.Hothat mone holo,tai uploaded!
Tuesday, August 24, 2010
Protyuttwor
Class e anmona bose chilam.
Samne bose thaka ekta meye ekta chera patay likhe dilo,
"kobi kobi bhaab,chhonder obhab"
Protyuttwor e ami likhlam sei kagoje,
"Amar Kobita amar beche thakar spondon
Khudarto prem er chote hridkaragarer krondon,
Byartho aahutir pure jawa chhhai,
Chondo haraleo Tai Kobi hoye jai"
Samne bose thaka ekta meye ekta chera patay likhe dilo,
"kobi kobi bhaab,chhonder obhab"
Protyuttwor e ami likhlam sei kagoje,
"Amar Kobita amar beche thakar spondon
Khudarto prem er chote hridkaragarer krondon,
Byartho aahutir pure jawa chhhai,
Chondo haraleo Tai Kobi hoye jai"
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
Harano lekha
Tuktak hothat hothat
Majhe majhe
Kobita likhe choli..
Kokhno sms e,
Kokhno kothar bhaje,
kobita aure choli..
Koto Kobita lekha hoyna ar,
Harie jay huthat kore,
ke jane majhe moddhe tara hoyto
Amar opor obhimaan o kore..
Amr Harano lekha gulo aj o asa kre,
Prapyo somman bujhi tader keu dilo,
Thai na peye delt hoye giye ble,
Mone rekho Ankan bole keu ekdn cHilo...
Majhe majhe
Kobita likhe choli..
Kokhno sms e,
Kokhno kothar bhaje,
kobita aure choli..
Koto Kobita lekha hoyna ar,
Harie jay huthat kore,
ke jane majhe moddhe tara hoyto
Amar opor obhimaan o kore..
Amr Harano lekha gulo aj o asa kre,
Prapyo somman bujhi tader keu dilo,
Thai na peye delt hoye giye ble,
Mone rekho Ankan bole keu ekdn cHilo...
Friday, August 13, 2010
E-R-KI(trailer)
This is the trailer of a film whose script,dialgues,screenplay,story n direction are done by me!!
Wednesday, August 4, 2010
Khamkheyali
Amar Jibon namok jhalmurite Ohonkar chanachur,
Rukhe darano byasto somoye,Stobdhotar Bhangchur.
Ulte dekho paltaini ajo,ja chilam,tai achi,
Oxygen sesh,CO2 theke C ta kete tai bachi..
NB: d shortest post,i have ever made!!
Rukhe darano byasto somoye,Stobdhotar Bhangchur.
Ulte dekho paltaini ajo,ja chilam,tai achi,
Oxygen sesh,CO2 theke C ta kete tai bachi..
NB: d shortest post,i have ever made!!
Saturday, July 31, 2010
PORA KOPAL
Tumi porte ashte,ami poratam,
Onno Sob Chintadhara,bohu dur e soratam.
Englisher professor hoye tomay porate giye romeo-juliet,
Bhablam ke jane ki ache in my fate!
Seshe ekdin niye moner jor,
Bollam Tomay,"Yeh Dil Maange mOre".
Tokhnkar moto tumi chole gele,
Amar Moner anginay dana mele!
Rate pelam tomar sms,jate chilo lipiboddho,
Khub e choto,Tobu Tatporjopurno,2 line r podyo.
tate lekha,"Prem Holo ekti suto
Jate Duti mon thake badha,
Sei premer tumi krishna,
Ar ami tomar radha"
Tarpor anonde kat te laglo din
Jibon Hoye uthlo Sompurno rongin.
Tomar songe amar melamesa,
Hoye uthlo ek nachorbanda nesha.
Sei neshate Mete Uthlo Jibon,
Tarpor elo sei sondhikhon,
Gelam kotha bolte tomar babar kache,
Sediner Smriti ajo tatka mone ache,
Tomar Bicharok Baba Dilen Ray,
E masher moddhe Biye Howa chai.
Er e moddhe elo osombhob kasi,
Ami uthe bollam,Doctor dekhiye ashi.
Doctor kore Amar bibhinno test,
Bollo Amay nite sompurno bedrest.
Kichudin por report elo,Doctor bollo 'CANCER,
Bujhlam amar somoy sesh karon 'Cancer Has no Answer.
Ek soptaho por tumi korle Obhijog,
Jante chaile keno rakhini Jogajog,
Medical report dekhe Tomar kanna,
Parini dekhte,kichutei na.
Tai ghor chere Beriye gelam chole,
Asroy Nilam graam e pishimar kole,
Ek mash por jokhn firlam bari,
Dekhi Baire dariye ekta sada gari,
Doctor jibh kete egiye ashche,
Purono Chakor ta anonder hasi haasche.
Doctor bollo,"Apni Sustho,Report e Chilo Gafiloti"
Ohe doctor tumi ki jano je amar ki hoche khoti!!
Bhablam ghor e dhukei tomay korbo telephone,
Taholei fer ek sutre badha porbo dujon.
opore giye dekhi,dorjar khiler fake atkano ek chithi,
Tomar biye asche robbar,ami tate kebol otithi.
Tala na khule Baire Dariye kore roilam matha het
Bujhlam,"love In Life IS not in my fate"
NB: This poem was written when i was in class 7.Onekdin baade pelam diaryta!! songe songei blog e!!
Onno Sob Chintadhara,bohu dur e soratam.
Englisher professor hoye tomay porate giye romeo-juliet,
Bhablam ke jane ki ache in my fate!
Seshe ekdin niye moner jor,
Bollam Tomay,"Yeh Dil Maange mOre".
Tokhnkar moto tumi chole gele,
Amar Moner anginay dana mele!
Rate pelam tomar sms,jate chilo lipiboddho,
Khub e choto,Tobu Tatporjopurno,2 line r podyo.
tate lekha,"Prem Holo ekti suto
Jate Duti mon thake badha,
Sei premer tumi krishna,
Ar ami tomar radha"
Tarpor anonde kat te laglo din
Jibon Hoye uthlo Sompurno rongin.
Tomar songe amar melamesa,
Hoye uthlo ek nachorbanda nesha.
Sei neshate Mete Uthlo Jibon,
Tarpor elo sei sondhikhon,
Gelam kotha bolte tomar babar kache,
Sediner Smriti ajo tatka mone ache,
Tomar Bicharok Baba Dilen Ray,
E masher moddhe Biye Howa chai.
Er e moddhe elo osombhob kasi,
Ami uthe bollam,Doctor dekhiye ashi.
Doctor kore Amar bibhinno test,
Bollo Amay nite sompurno bedrest.
Kichudin por report elo,Doctor bollo 'CANCER,
Bujhlam amar somoy sesh karon 'Cancer Has no Answer.
Ek soptaho por tumi korle Obhijog,
Jante chaile keno rakhini Jogajog,
Medical report dekhe Tomar kanna,
Parini dekhte,kichutei na.
Tai ghor chere Beriye gelam chole,
Asroy Nilam graam e pishimar kole,
Ek mash por jokhn firlam bari,
Dekhi Baire dariye ekta sada gari,
Doctor jibh kete egiye ashche,
Purono Chakor ta anonder hasi haasche.
Doctor bollo,"Apni Sustho,Report e Chilo Gafiloti"
Ohe doctor tumi ki jano je amar ki hoche khoti!!
Bhablam ghor e dhukei tomay korbo telephone,
Taholei fer ek sutre badha porbo dujon.
opore giye dekhi,dorjar khiler fake atkano ek chithi,
Tomar biye asche robbar,ami tate kebol otithi.
Tala na khule Baire Dariye kore roilam matha het
Bujhlam,"love In Life IS not in my fate"
NB: This poem was written when i was in class 7.Onekdin baade pelam diaryta!! songe songei blog e!!
Friday, June 18, 2010
A trip down memory lane....
The middle class Sarkar family of kolkata of west bengal jumped in joy when they had their first male representative of the youngest generation on 24th day of april 1990.14 days later this guy was named ankan.
Unlike the mischievous juniors of today,I was quite different.Mom never had a trouble with me in case of food..The traditions of luving biriyani,kababs,polao,mutton blah blah started from when i started liking cerelac.Ofcourse,I had to love food,being the most heavyweight child of Matri Sadan-where i was born.I guess those days were the most precious ones and most easy too.We didnt had to worry about the differential calculus,organic chemistry or the philospohical agenda dat worried life..
In the year 92-the masti life of the 2 yr old vanished,cause it was the time to memorise ABCD,1234...and cramming it up vomit it in front of neighbours just too boost the superiority complex of parents.I guess,that was the duty of every child,irrespective of their choice to do so.
From my early child hood,sleeping and eating was the only thing i loved to do & wanted to do.So waking up @ 6am just to go to Khelaghar(a play cum educational institute for kids under 3) just to ride toy bikes or learn a-apple,b-bat wasnt my cup of tea.Yet my parents tried their heart n soul to wake me up from sleep.Sometimes,I wondered,Given a chance,whether i could beat Kumbhakarna.After repeated attempts,my parents suceeded in sending me out of home just to recieve Backgears in front of Khelaghar.Backgears meant running around backward towards home.But unfortunately,i wasnt as strong as khali to overpower my dad,neither as sharp as Vishwanathan anand to procure new moves.Owing to my incapabilities in both,i ended up sitting in that yellow coloured room which had animal's,object's picture all over the wall which asscociated with the alphabets.
"your Child is very shy and introvert,he lives in a own world of his,doesnt play with the bikes like others and neither does he mix with the other toddlers." - This used to be my teachers complaint to my parents,whenever they came to pick me up at the end of the day.This Would sound such same and monotonous that i wondered why did'nt they use tape recorders for that and use casettes instead of retelling verbally on every ocassion.Days passed by,months flipped over,but nothing changed.From my sleeping to my backgears to the same words of complaint.But finally it was time to bid farewell to the yellow walls cuase its was tym for me to join school.Even on my last days the teachers gave me so weird looks that provoked me to think whether they thought me to be an alien.
but today i miss dose yellow walls.yes miss it,sometimes very badly,coz dose yellow walls gave me solitude,gave me my space,gave me time,gave me life much different from dese days Robotic life..
Unlike the mischievous juniors of today,I was quite different.Mom never had a trouble with me in case of food..The traditions of luving biriyani,kababs,polao,mutton blah blah started from when i started liking cerelac.Ofcourse,I had to love food,being the most heavyweight child of Matri Sadan-where i was born.I guess those days were the most precious ones and most easy too.We didnt had to worry about the differential calculus,organic chemistry or the philospohical agenda dat worried life..
In the year 92-the masti life of the 2 yr old vanished,cause it was the time to memorise ABCD,1234...and cramming it up vomit it in front of neighbours just too boost the superiority complex of parents.I guess,that was the duty of every child,irrespective of their choice to do so.
From my early child hood,sleeping and eating was the only thing i loved to do & wanted to do.So waking up @ 6am just to go to Khelaghar(a play cum educational institute for kids under 3) just to ride toy bikes or learn a-apple,b-bat wasnt my cup of tea.Yet my parents tried their heart n soul to wake me up from sleep.Sometimes,I wondered,Given a chance,whether i could beat Kumbhakarna.After repeated attempts,my parents suceeded in sending me out of home just to recieve Backgears in front of Khelaghar.Backgears meant running around backward towards home.But unfortunately,i wasnt as strong as khali to overpower my dad,neither as sharp as Vishwanathan anand to procure new moves.Owing to my incapabilities in both,i ended up sitting in that yellow coloured room which had animal's,object's picture all over the wall which asscociated with the alphabets.
"your Child is very shy and introvert,he lives in a own world of his,doesnt play with the bikes like others and neither does he mix with the other toddlers." - This used to be my teachers complaint to my parents,whenever they came to pick me up at the end of the day.This Would sound such same and monotonous that i wondered why did'nt they use tape recorders for that and use casettes instead of retelling verbally on every ocassion.Days passed by,months flipped over,but nothing changed.From my sleeping to my backgears to the same words of complaint.But finally it was time to bid farewell to the yellow walls cuase its was tym for me to join school.Even on my last days the teachers gave me so weird looks that provoked me to think whether they thought me to be an alien.
but today i miss dose yellow walls.yes miss it,sometimes very badly,coz dose yellow walls gave me solitude,gave me my space,gave me time,gave me life much different from dese days Robotic life..
Friday, March 26, 2010
8 srks in toffee wid taran
Taran: Hello people! welcome to 'Toffee with Taran'..Hope all of you are doing amazingly well! Welcome to toffee with Taran. Muahh Muahh. And our 1st guest for tonight is Raj- Arey Sadda Raj (with feminine nakhra). Raj Malhotra from London.
Raj from DDLJ walks in (blowing flying kisses)
Taran: Welcome ji welcome. Am so sorry aatey waqt aapko airport pe rok liya gaya.
Raj: Koi Baat nahi senorita, badi badi deshon mein aisi choti choti baatein hoti rehti hain.
Rizwan khan from MNIK suddenly comes into the stage:
Rizwan: But I have a problem. My name is Khan and am not a terrorist. (in his characteristic way)
Taran: Rizwan aap to baad mein aanwale they.
Rizwan:Mujhe malum hai ke yeaha president sahab nehi anewale hai,Magar taran mere dil mein ajeeb sa ek dard hua. Mujhe laga chest congestion hain. Par phir pata chala ke tum mujhe yaad kar rahe they.
Surinder sahni from rab ne(comes from the back, pats on the back of rizwan and makes a gesture of saying hi): Ji, surinder sahni from Punjab power, lighting up your lives (haule haule music from background)
Kabir Khan(voice booms from background-slowly he makes an appearance): Humari yahi problem. Hum kabhi India ke liye nahi kheltey hain. Koi Panjab ko roshan kar raha hain to koi Guajarat ko,India ko koi nehi roshan karta..
Taran (sitting hassled and confused, 2 galey 2 haat diye boshey ache majhkhane)- Yeh ho kya raha hain?
Devdas (He is completely out and just barges onto the set… background mein everyone is shouting are gir jayenge)- Tarannnn!!! Kaun kambakht bardashyt karnek liye peeta hain? Par tumne apne show pe mujhe, devdas mukherjee ko hi nahi bulaya. Itni dukh to mujhe chandramukhi…sorry kya naam tha…paaro ke jane se bhi nahi hua.
Rizwan Khan (he suddenly tries to confront devdas)- Excuse me Mr., aap kaun hain (his mannerism), don’t you know. Your liver can get effect. Aapko lymphosercoma of the intestine ho sakta hain.
Devdas: Kyaaa??? (Drunk gesture). Lympho what?
Rizwan: Lymphosercoma of the intestine. Lymphosercoma from the epliglottis!
Surinder: Wo ji,kya hai na,ise to uske bare pata nehi hoga jee,pata hota toh sharab thodi peete??
Taran: Devdas ji,apka santualn abhi thik nehi hai,zara pliss is stage ko chor sakte hai?
Devdas:Babuji ne kaha ghar chor do,paro aur yeh aadmi(pointing towards rezwan) ne kaha sharb chor do,aur tum keh rahe ho ke hum stage hi chor de??
Kabir khan: Koi srage nehi chorega,kyuki pehli baar mujhe in sab me niyat dikhai dee..
Raaj: Niyat toh mere sabse acche hai,mein to sirf tani ji ko khush dekhan chah ta hu..
Taran: Are,Raaj ap bhi aa gaye,pehle se to surinder the,ab uska duplicate??
Raaj: Duplicate ka bablu aur mannu dada aya nehi,mein raaj hu.Mujhe iss show se sacchi me love ho gaya ji,rab di sow...
Raj: chup,raj mein hu..
Aryan: ek ladki thi deewani si,ek ladke pe woh marthi thi,paas aake,sharmake..Kuch kehna tha shayad usko,par jaane kisse darti thi..Mera naam RAM,random acess memory nehi,raj aryan malhotra..
Surinder: o jee mujhe kuch kehna hai..
Rezwan: Mujhe kuch kehna hai is the name of a flop romantic film which had tusshar kapoor in it along wid kareena ka..
Devdas: Are,bandh karo,aise Romantic baato..Mere chest me dard,sorry wo daru ka overdose ke wajah se,par heart me asli dard hota hai..Mere khayal se,sabko Pyar karna hi chor dena chahiye..
Aryan: Pyaar zindagi ki tarah hota hai, Jiska her morr aasan nahi hota, Her raste per khushi nahi milti, Per jab hum zindagi ka saath nahin chorte, To hum pyaar karna kyon chorein...
Raj: Mujhe to koi ek ladki pasand aa hi nahi sakti hai... ab kisi ki aankhen achi hai, to kisi naak achi hai, kisi ke honth ache hain, kisi ke kaan ache hain.
Surinder: Par taniji,mera matlab taran jee,yeh pyar kya hota hai mujhe malum nehi ji,kabhi aisa gud luck hua hi nehi ki ladies log se kuch introduction ho saake..
Raaj: Oye kaake,chup kar yara,tennu do,kuch nehi aati thi,tabhi to aditya chopra ko mujhe bhejna para..Never fear,when raj is here...
Kabir khan: Darna to kabhi bhi nehi chahiye,zindagi ke har mod ko hockey match ke tarah lena chahiye,india hockey team ko dekho,world cup me haro ki hattrick ki,phir bhi public se darte nehi..
Taran: relax relax all,ab aap jab aa hi gaye hai,toh isse apna hi show samjho..
Rezwan: Kuch kuch chize mujhe ajeeb lagta hai,abhi abhi taran ne kaha ke isse apna hi show samjho,kaise samjhu apna show? jab yeh show mera nehi hai?
Taran: muaahz muaahz,shaant ho jaiye ap saab,aaiye hum ek saath iss chat show me kuch important topics pe discuss karte hai..Global warming ke baare me apka kheyal kya hai Raj partner?
Kabir khan: 70 minute,nehi ek minute,ek minute hai aapke paas,iss ek minute me kaise bolna hai,yeh main apko nehi,bal ki aap mujhe sikhanege bolkar..
Raaj: o jee main to sab ko sab kuch sikhata hu ji,Raaj macho..nam to suna hoga,waise global warming ko maro goli,mujhe toh warming tabhi feel hota hai jee,tab tanni partner bike chala raha hota hai,aur main uske peeche,wow,she is so hot..
Aryan: Nehi,Yeh to galat hai,Global warming abhi ho rahe hai,kyuki maine gurukul ki garam hawaon ka disha badal dala,Nrayan shankar kuch nehi kar saka..
Surinder: O ji,global warming ke bare me hume pata nehi,hum To sirf punjab power se light dete hai,hume Sab me rab dikhta hai,isliye woha power cut nehi karte hai...
Rezwan: Liar liar,bum on fire,Global warming is the increase in the average temperature of Earth's near-surface air and oceans since the mid-20th century and its projected continuation..
Devdas: Global warming para tha,bhool gaya,par body warmin abhi yaad hai,jab bhi mein sharab ko peeta hu,tabhi mere andar garmi bhar jata hai..
RaJ: Raj,agar tujhe Global warming ke baare me batana hai,toh rezwan ko palat ke prompt karna hoga,palat palat,palat..
Taran: Are,ap sab toh line se hi bhatak gaye,devdas kya hua??
Devdas: Start mein nehi,Raj ne kiya tha..
Raj: oye,mein to end kiya,start nehi..
Kabir khan: issne tumne nehi,macho ko kaha
Raj: par asli raj to mein hu..
Raaj: to kya mein jhaak marne me raj hu..
Surinder: o jee,aap to mere hisse hai..
Aryan: Ise zarur narayn shankar ne bheja hoga
Rezwan : Haramkhor hai sab ke saab,goli maar dena chahiye..
In the end real srk eneters..in the backgrnd all dese fighting..
SRK: Namaskar,aap dekh rahe ho ke humara yeha kitne fights kar rahe hai..Yeh raj,aryan,rezwan,surinder,kabir khan,sab mere hi hisse hai,apna hissa hoke bhi yeh aapas me lad rahe hai,in sab ko toh maine hi banaya hai,kabhi mein raaj bana,toh kabhi suri,toh kabhi rezwan bana,toh kabhi kabir khan..par yeh log aapas me lad-jhagad rahe hai,khud ko mere se zyada ahmiyat deke,yehi problem hai india ka,hum ekkata dusro se ladne ke wajah,Hum apas me dange,fasad kar rahe hai..Kya faeda? Koi hindu Raj,Toh koi muslim kabir khan,un sab ne eksaath milkaar shahrukh khan-superstar ka janam diye hai..Kya hu mein rezwan,raj,suri,devdas ke bagair?Mere kamyabi ke piche in saab ka haath hai..humara desh bhi kamyaab ban sakta hai,agar hum aapas me lade na,jhagre naa,na tamil,na gujarat,na kashmir,na bangal,humara parichay sirf indian ho..Mera bharat mahan,kehne ya sochne se nehi hoga,INDIA Tab mahaan keh laega jab hum apna kaam se use mahan sabit karenge..
Vande Mataram...
Jai hind...
PS:
This writing was started by paushali de(my cousin),she is a terrific writer.I gave her the concept.She wrote the beginning,i then took it to the end....
Raj from DDLJ walks in (blowing flying kisses)
Taran: Welcome ji welcome. Am so sorry aatey waqt aapko airport pe rok liya gaya.
Raj: Koi Baat nahi senorita, badi badi deshon mein aisi choti choti baatein hoti rehti hain.
Rizwan khan from MNIK suddenly comes into the stage:
Rizwan: But I have a problem. My name is Khan and am not a terrorist. (in his characteristic way)
Taran: Rizwan aap to baad mein aanwale they.
Rizwan:Mujhe malum hai ke yeaha president sahab nehi anewale hai,Magar taran mere dil mein ajeeb sa ek dard hua. Mujhe laga chest congestion hain. Par phir pata chala ke tum mujhe yaad kar rahe they.
Surinder sahni from rab ne(comes from the back, pats on the back of rizwan and makes a gesture of saying hi): Ji, surinder sahni from Punjab power, lighting up your lives (haule haule music from background)
Kabir Khan(voice booms from background-slowly he makes an appearance): Humari yahi problem. Hum kabhi India ke liye nahi kheltey hain. Koi Panjab ko roshan kar raha hain to koi Guajarat ko,India ko koi nehi roshan karta..
Taran (sitting hassled and confused, 2 galey 2 haat diye boshey ache majhkhane)- Yeh ho kya raha hain?
Devdas (He is completely out and just barges onto the set… background mein everyone is shouting are gir jayenge)- Tarannnn!!! Kaun kambakht bardashyt karnek liye peeta hain? Par tumne apne show pe mujhe, devdas mukherjee ko hi nahi bulaya. Itni dukh to mujhe chandramukhi…sorry kya naam tha…paaro ke jane se bhi nahi hua.
Rizwan Khan (he suddenly tries to confront devdas)- Excuse me Mr., aap kaun hain (his mannerism), don’t you know. Your liver can get effect. Aapko lymphosercoma of the intestine ho sakta hain.
Devdas: Kyaaa??? (Drunk gesture). Lympho what?
Rizwan: Lymphosercoma of the intestine. Lymphosercoma from the epliglottis!
Surinder: Wo ji,kya hai na,ise to uske bare pata nehi hoga jee,pata hota toh sharab thodi peete??
Taran: Devdas ji,apka santualn abhi thik nehi hai,zara pliss is stage ko chor sakte hai?
Devdas:Babuji ne kaha ghar chor do,paro aur yeh aadmi(pointing towards rezwan) ne kaha sharb chor do,aur tum keh rahe ho ke hum stage hi chor de??
Kabir khan: Koi srage nehi chorega,kyuki pehli baar mujhe in sab me niyat dikhai dee..
Raaj: Niyat toh mere sabse acche hai,mein to sirf tani ji ko khush dekhan chah ta hu..
Taran: Are,Raaj ap bhi aa gaye,pehle se to surinder the,ab uska duplicate??
Raaj: Duplicate ka bablu aur mannu dada aya nehi,mein raaj hu.Mujhe iss show se sacchi me love ho gaya ji,rab di sow...
Raj: chup,raj mein hu..
Aryan: ek ladki thi deewani si,ek ladke pe woh marthi thi,paas aake,sharmake..Kuch kehna tha shayad usko,par jaane kisse darti thi..Mera naam RAM,random acess memory nehi,raj aryan malhotra..
Surinder: o jee mujhe kuch kehna hai..
Rezwan: Mujhe kuch kehna hai is the name of a flop romantic film which had tusshar kapoor in it along wid kareena ka..
Devdas: Are,bandh karo,aise Romantic baato..Mere chest me dard,sorry wo daru ka overdose ke wajah se,par heart me asli dard hota hai..Mere khayal se,sabko Pyar karna hi chor dena chahiye..
Aryan: Pyaar zindagi ki tarah hota hai, Jiska her morr aasan nahi hota, Her raste per khushi nahi milti, Per jab hum zindagi ka saath nahin chorte, To hum pyaar karna kyon chorein...
Raj: Mujhe to koi ek ladki pasand aa hi nahi sakti hai... ab kisi ki aankhen achi hai, to kisi naak achi hai, kisi ke honth ache hain, kisi ke kaan ache hain.
Surinder: Par taniji,mera matlab taran jee,yeh pyar kya hota hai mujhe malum nehi ji,kabhi aisa gud luck hua hi nehi ki ladies log se kuch introduction ho saake..
Raaj: Oye kaake,chup kar yara,tennu do,kuch nehi aati thi,tabhi to aditya chopra ko mujhe bhejna para..Never fear,when raj is here...
Kabir khan: Darna to kabhi bhi nehi chahiye,zindagi ke har mod ko hockey match ke tarah lena chahiye,india hockey team ko dekho,world cup me haro ki hattrick ki,phir bhi public se darte nehi..
Taran: relax relax all,ab aap jab aa hi gaye hai,toh isse apna hi show samjho..
Rezwan: Kuch kuch chize mujhe ajeeb lagta hai,abhi abhi taran ne kaha ke isse apna hi show samjho,kaise samjhu apna show? jab yeh show mera nehi hai?
Taran: muaahz muaahz,shaant ho jaiye ap saab,aaiye hum ek saath iss chat show me kuch important topics pe discuss karte hai..Global warming ke baare me apka kheyal kya hai Raj partner?
Kabir khan: 70 minute,nehi ek minute,ek minute hai aapke paas,iss ek minute me kaise bolna hai,yeh main apko nehi,bal ki aap mujhe sikhanege bolkar..
Raaj: o jee main to sab ko sab kuch sikhata hu ji,Raaj macho..nam to suna hoga,waise global warming ko maro goli,mujhe toh warming tabhi feel hota hai jee,tab tanni partner bike chala raha hota hai,aur main uske peeche,wow,she is so hot..
Aryan: Nehi,Yeh to galat hai,Global warming abhi ho rahe hai,kyuki maine gurukul ki garam hawaon ka disha badal dala,Nrayan shankar kuch nehi kar saka..
Surinder: O ji,global warming ke bare me hume pata nehi,hum To sirf punjab power se light dete hai,hume Sab me rab dikhta hai,isliye woha power cut nehi karte hai...
Rezwan: Liar liar,bum on fire,Global warming is the increase in the average temperature of Earth's near-surface air and oceans since the mid-20th century and its projected continuation..
Devdas: Global warming para tha,bhool gaya,par body warmin abhi yaad hai,jab bhi mein sharab ko peeta hu,tabhi mere andar garmi bhar jata hai..
RaJ: Raj,agar tujhe Global warming ke baare me batana hai,toh rezwan ko palat ke prompt karna hoga,palat palat,palat..
Taran: Are,ap sab toh line se hi bhatak gaye,devdas kya hua??
Devdas: Start mein nehi,Raj ne kiya tha..
Raj: oye,mein to end kiya,start nehi..
Kabir khan: issne tumne nehi,macho ko kaha
Raj: par asli raj to mein hu..
Raaj: to kya mein jhaak marne me raj hu..
Surinder: o jee,aap to mere hisse hai..
Aryan: Ise zarur narayn shankar ne bheja hoga
Rezwan : Haramkhor hai sab ke saab,goli maar dena chahiye..
In the end real srk eneters..in the backgrnd all dese fighting..
SRK: Namaskar,aap dekh rahe ho ke humara yeha kitne fights kar rahe hai..Yeh raj,aryan,rezwan,surinder,kabir khan,sab mere hi hisse hai,apna hissa hoke bhi yeh aapas me lad rahe hai,in sab ko toh maine hi banaya hai,kabhi mein raaj bana,toh kabhi suri,toh kabhi rezwan bana,toh kabhi kabir khan..par yeh log aapas me lad-jhagad rahe hai,khud ko mere se zyada ahmiyat deke,yehi problem hai india ka,hum ekkata dusro se ladne ke wajah,Hum apas me dange,fasad kar rahe hai..Kya faeda? Koi hindu Raj,Toh koi muslim kabir khan,un sab ne eksaath milkaar shahrukh khan-superstar ka janam diye hai..Kya hu mein rezwan,raj,suri,devdas ke bagair?Mere kamyabi ke piche in saab ka haath hai..humara desh bhi kamyaab ban sakta hai,agar hum aapas me lade na,jhagre naa,na tamil,na gujarat,na kashmir,na bangal,humara parichay sirf indian ho..Mera bharat mahan,kehne ya sochne se nehi hoga,INDIA Tab mahaan keh laega jab hum apna kaam se use mahan sabit karenge..
Vande Mataram...
Jai hind...
PS:
This writing was started by paushali de(my cousin),she is a terrific writer.I gave her the concept.She wrote the beginning,i then took it to the end....
Friday, March 5, 2010
Aashar sraddho...
Asfuto Aartonader dwidhahin melodrama
chinnobhinno koreche astitwer Protiki,
Idur-dour e here pawa jontrona
Bhirer bukeo jeno ami ekaki....
Taray jhikimiki aakasher anginay
Aami ek omaboshyar khose pora tara,
Purnimar chand jokhon jholsano ruti
Abolombonhin pongu aamar jibondhara...
Jaantrik jibonjatray,anubhutir bandh
Swasruddho koreche bhalobasar kuri,
Britha aasa sraddhor poreo beche aache
Tai hothat jaage nobojiboner sursuri...
Byatikromi chetonar unmeser biplobe
Amar chhaya choloman oshoriri,
Unmadonar Uttorane bara bhaat e chhai,
Dukh-Acid r Bisforone Jibon purlo amar e..
chinnobhinno koreche astitwer Protiki,
Idur-dour e here pawa jontrona
Bhirer bukeo jeno ami ekaki....
Taray jhikimiki aakasher anginay
Aami ek omaboshyar khose pora tara,
Purnimar chand jokhon jholsano ruti
Abolombonhin pongu aamar jibondhara...
Jaantrik jibonjatray,anubhutir bandh
Swasruddho koreche bhalobasar kuri,
Britha aasa sraddhor poreo beche aache
Tai hothat jaage nobojiboner sursuri...
Byatikromi chetonar unmeser biplobe
Amar chhaya choloman oshoriri,
Unmadonar Uttorane bara bhaat e chhai,
Dukh-Acid r Bisforone Jibon purlo amar e..
Saturday, February 20, 2010
A PROPOSAL......
SALAAM NAMASTE.JAB PYAR KISISE HOTA HAI,tabDIL SE,KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI.Tumhe dekhkar yeh mehsus hua KOI MIL GAYA hai.DHOOM macha sakta hu,AGGAR tumVIRUDDH na ho.Mujhe AASHIQ BANAYA AAPNE.Mein Manta hu DIL JO BHI KAHE.Tumhe EK baar dekha,phir PYAR TO HONA HI THA.JISM mein aur MANN mein MURDER kar dene wala ZEHER ho tum. Koi mujhe propose karne pe maine kaha HUM DIL DE CHUKE SANAM.Chalo miltehe HUM TUM.Abhi,MUJHSE DOSTI KAROGE?Phir kya pata KAL HO NA HO.Mein PYAR,ISHQ AUR MOHABBAT sirf tumse hi karta hu.DIL ki DHADKAN torke BEWAFAna bano.MAINE PYAR KIYA,SIRF TUM se.HAAN MAINE BHI PYAR KIYA,jab TUM MILE.Mein YUVA hu,tum KHOOBSURAT ho,JODI NO 1 banega humara.Samjho na,Tumhe hi DIL CHAHTA HAI.YehDIL HAI KI MAANTA NAHIN.Mujhe REHNA HAI TERE DIL ME.TERE NAAM JOSH aur DUM bharta hai seene me.Mein koiAJNABEE ya MUSAFIR nehi hu SAATHIYAN.TAAL se tal milakar toh dekho HUM KISISE KUM NAHI.DAR KYON KI PYAR KIYA TOH DARNA KYA.Tum mere DIL VIL PYAR VYAR sab ho.Chalo RISHTEY banate hai,jaha koi KAANTE na ho.PYAR ME KABHI KABHI,DIL behek jata hai,DIL KYA KARE,DIL TO PAGAL HAI.TERE LIYE BAADSHAH se DEVDAS ban sakta hu.MUJSHE SHAADI KAROGI? AGGAR ha,to DILWALE DULHANIA LE JAYENGE aur yeh SHAADI NO 1 hoga.Toh phir SAMAY na lo,ZANZEER toro SHOLAY bhadko,aa jao MOHABAATEIN ka SINSILA likhne.TUmhe EK YAARANA,BAAZIGAR milega,aakhir wo MAIN HOON NA..
Thursday, February 4, 2010
Eve-teasing
"Pouche giye ekta phone kore dis kintu.Ma go rokkha koro.dugga dugga,"-Maa er baki ar kichu arpita sunte pelo na.Train ta tokhon Howrah platform ta chere dieche.Kal sokale train bhuabneswar pouchobe.Chakri peyeche Arpita okhane.Porsu theke joining.Baba maa er gharer lakshmir ei prothom baire eka eka thaka.Luggage ta ke ektu settle kore,kan e earphone guje janalar baire dekhte laglo arpita.Rahat fateh ali khan er sufiana anadaz e gawa,"Dil to baccha hai jee" r majhkane ek baccha hese uthlo "message esche".Bes mojar sms ta,It was "An anatomical juxtaposition of two orbicularis oris supplied by zygomatic branch of 7th cranial nerve with its nucleus in pons in a state of contraction followed by continuous oral microflora of eithrer subject as a result of alpha waves originating in hypothalamus-CHATUR'S definition of a kiss." 3 idiots er silencer er mukh ta mone pore gelo or.SMS ta portei ho ho kore ektu jorei hese uthlo arpita.Edike fire dekhlo compartment er lokjon oi hasir fole or dike takiye ache..druto nijeke samle nijer moddhe sombhrom firie anlo o.2-3 min hoye gelo,arpitar ebar mone hote laglo je she is being observed.
Blue pullover,boyos around 45-50,terricot er pant.ulto dike 45 degree biporite bose thaka bhodrolok ti arpitar dike takie royeche.Slim figure r attractive luks nie borabor e cheleder eyecandy hoyeche arpita.Bike e bosa chele theke rock e addaroto public,sobai ekbar ghure takay arpita pas diye gele.bt ei lok ta ektu besiy stare kore jacche.Eka train e ache,ki je korbe bhebe pelona,tai sthir korlo gaan sunte sunte baire takie thakbe,edike o ignore korbe oi blue pullover er stares.train ta er moddhe kolaghat er bridge ta cross korlo,tai compartment er dike ektu chokh feralo o..dekhlo ekhno obikol ek e rokom bhabe oi lok ta takie ache,"dis is disgusting,jibone meye dekheni,jotosob"-mukhe ekta ragoto expression diye mone mone bollo o.Nijer rag ke control kore onyo dike mind divert korar chesta korlo o,bt holona.erom hole hoy o na bodhoy,ghure fire archokhe dekhlo sei ultodike bosa blue pullover ekhno takiye choleche.EVE TEASING -- ei samajik byadhi tar against e onek kaj koreche o,danpite meye bole paray porichoy o ache,sobar samne rastay ekta chele ke choriechilo,bt eta train,ekhane poribes,poristhiti alada.eka meye o jacche,songi sathi keu nei..onek ta dur eka jete hobe.."arektu dekhe niy tarpor na hoy lok ta chenabo je arpita ta ke,ar kar dike oi lok ta osobhyo drishti te dekhche,chokh ta gele debo puro"
Bag er theke Good day biscuit ber kore khete laglo arpita.tao nijeke samle rakhte parchilona.oi blue pullover er chokh ta ke jeno X ray machine mone hocchilo or,ja or somosto sorir ke mepe nicche.aamir khan er sekhano "aal izz well" mantra teo kaj holona arpitar.ekta niriho meyer opor ei rokom drishtipat mene nite parlo na o.Mone holo purush sashito somaj er biruddhe or e protibad kora dorkar,ekhon e rukhe na darale cholbe na.Tai Hut kore compartment er majhe uthe dariye anguli nirdesh kore oi blue pullover er dike takiye bollo,"Ei je,ki bhebechen ta ki apni? apnar lojja korena? meyer boyosi ekjon er dike erokom bhabe ha kore takie thakte? tokhon theke apni amar dike takiye royechen,emon ki chokhachukhi holeo chokh soracchen na,sorom er baandh bhengechen,ki bhebechen ta ki? ekla meye ke peye ja khusi tai korben??"
"tumi ki bolcho ma? tumi na jene bujhe..." blue pullover er gola thamiye arpita chechie uthlo,"thamun ar nyaka sajte hobe na,bhodrolok saja hocche na?? ghuchie debo.daran TT asuk,apnar anme police eveteasing er complaint lodge korbo"
Arpita ke thamiye ebar compartment er aro duto lok bole uthlo,"ei jo dada,meyeta kisob bolche? mukh ghoran nahole kintu mere debo,tarpor police e debo..ar public er maar keoratola paar." er por arpitar dike ghure arekjon deto hasi hese bollo,"apni kicchu ghabraben na didi,aamra to achi,bhoy pawar kichu nei."
30 minute hoe geche,arpitar mp3player e kishore kumar oke santo koreche..oi blue pullover pora lokta bodhot bhoye peyeche ba ghabre geche,coz edike ar ghureo takacche na,mone mone khusi holo arpita.Jak protest korate labh hoyeche,train er speed ta ei somoy ektu slow hoe elo,tarin kharagpur dhukche.Asiar brihottoro platform theke jol bhorbe o,bottle ta ses hoe geche.train ta samne ekta jerk die theme gelo.Arpita dekhlo blue pullover pora lokta uthe daralodan kadhe bag ta jholalo,ota theke ber kore ekta puro kalo chosma porlo.Pocket e hath dhukie fold kora lathi ta lomba krlo..er por lathir sahajye train theke neme gelo ondo lokta.
Arpita jol nite uthechilo,bt hotobhombho,hoto chokito hoye bose porlo.ekta nirdosh lok je chokhe dekhte payna,takei kina o blame korechilo for staring at her.Nijer proti ekta bitrishna aslo or.Prthibir somosto noisorgik soundorjo dekha theke bonchito manush ta ke erom bhabe sobar samne opodostho korlo o?? nijeke kemon jani choto mone hote laglo arpitar.
train theke chhute neme porlo,lokta ta khujte laglo khragpur station e..bt eto boro station e ar khuje pawa gelona take.Arpitar o khoma chawa holona.Train charar whistle
ta arpita ke train e uthte badhyo korlo..train ta chereo dilo,lok tar kache khoma chawao hlona,joler bottle o jol o bhora holona,bt nijer ojantei choklh die nonta joler dhara or fair and lovely makha gaal ta ke bhijie dilo.
Blue pullover,boyos around 45-50,terricot er pant.ulto dike 45 degree biporite bose thaka bhodrolok ti arpitar dike takie royeche.Slim figure r attractive luks nie borabor e cheleder eyecandy hoyeche arpita.Bike e bosa chele theke rock e addaroto public,sobai ekbar ghure takay arpita pas diye gele.bt ei lok ta ektu besiy stare kore jacche.Eka train e ache,ki je korbe bhebe pelona,tai sthir korlo gaan sunte sunte baire takie thakbe,edike o ignore korbe oi blue pullover er stares.train ta er moddhe kolaghat er bridge ta cross korlo,tai compartment er dike ektu chokh feralo o..dekhlo ekhno obikol ek e rokom bhabe oi lok ta takie ache,"dis is disgusting,jibone meye dekheni,jotosob"-mukhe ekta ragoto expression diye mone mone bollo o.Nijer rag ke control kore onyo dike mind divert korar chesta korlo o,bt holona.erom hole hoy o na bodhoy,ghure fire archokhe dekhlo sei ultodike bosa blue pullover ekhno takiye choleche.EVE TEASING -- ei samajik byadhi tar against e onek kaj koreche o,danpite meye bole paray porichoy o ache,sobar samne rastay ekta chele ke choriechilo,bt eta train,ekhane poribes,poristhiti alada.eka meye o jacche,songi sathi keu nei..onek ta dur eka jete hobe.."arektu dekhe niy tarpor na hoy lok ta chenabo je arpita ta ke,ar kar dike oi lok ta osobhyo drishti te dekhche,chokh ta gele debo puro"
Bag er theke Good day biscuit ber kore khete laglo arpita.tao nijeke samle rakhte parchilona.oi blue pullover er chokh ta ke jeno X ray machine mone hocchilo or,ja or somosto sorir ke mepe nicche.aamir khan er sekhano "aal izz well" mantra teo kaj holona arpitar.ekta niriho meyer opor ei rokom drishtipat mene nite parlo na o.Mone holo purush sashito somaj er biruddhe or e protibad kora dorkar,ekhon e rukhe na darale cholbe na.Tai Hut kore compartment er majhe uthe dariye anguli nirdesh kore oi blue pullover er dike takiye bollo,"Ei je,ki bhebechen ta ki apni? apnar lojja korena? meyer boyosi ekjon er dike erokom bhabe ha kore takie thakte? tokhon theke apni amar dike takiye royechen,emon ki chokhachukhi holeo chokh soracchen na,sorom er baandh bhengechen,ki bhebechen ta ki? ekla meye ke peye ja khusi tai korben??"
"tumi ki bolcho ma? tumi na jene bujhe..." blue pullover er gola thamiye arpita chechie uthlo,"thamun ar nyaka sajte hobe na,bhodrolok saja hocche na?? ghuchie debo.daran TT asuk,apnar anme police eveteasing er complaint lodge korbo"
Arpita ke thamiye ebar compartment er aro duto lok bole uthlo,"ei jo dada,meyeta kisob bolche? mukh ghoran nahole kintu mere debo,tarpor police e debo..ar public er maar keoratola paar." er por arpitar dike ghure arekjon deto hasi hese bollo,"apni kicchu ghabraben na didi,aamra to achi,bhoy pawar kichu nei."
30 minute hoe geche,arpitar mp3player e kishore kumar oke santo koreche..oi blue pullover pora lokta bodhot bhoye peyeche ba ghabre geche,coz edike ar ghureo takacche na,mone mone khusi holo arpita.Jak protest korate labh hoyeche,train er speed ta ei somoy ektu slow hoe elo,tarin kharagpur dhukche.Asiar brihottoro platform theke jol bhorbe o,bottle ta ses hoe geche.train ta samne ekta jerk die theme gelo.Arpita dekhlo blue pullover pora lokta uthe daralodan kadhe bag ta jholalo,ota theke ber kore ekta puro kalo chosma porlo.Pocket e hath dhukie fold kora lathi ta lomba krlo..er por lathir sahajye train theke neme gelo ondo lokta.
Arpita jol nite uthechilo,bt hotobhombho,hoto chokito hoye bose porlo.ekta nirdosh lok je chokhe dekhte payna,takei kina o blame korechilo for staring at her.Nijer proti ekta bitrishna aslo or.Prthibir somosto noisorgik soundorjo dekha theke bonchito manush ta ke erom bhabe sobar samne opodostho korlo o?? nijeke kemon jani choto mone hote laglo arpitar.
train theke chhute neme porlo,lokta ta khujte laglo khragpur station e..bt eto boro station e ar khuje pawa gelona take.Arpitar o khoma chawa holona.Train charar whistle
ta arpita ke train e uthte badhyo korlo..train ta chereo dilo,lok tar kache khoma chawao hlona,joler bottle o jol o bhora holona,bt nijer ojantei choklh die nonta joler dhara or fair and lovely makha gaal ta ke bhijie dilo.
Friday, January 22, 2010
I NEED U...
I need u..may be i needed u frm frm long tym back,bt its high tym dat i need u now.Well ppl may think dat im getting desperate or frustated,bt i think dis is hightime when u must cum into mah lyf,els il hav to spend mah lyf wid sumone by arranged marriage i.e. whom i hav to love out of compulsion and not by choice.
Ppl oftn ask me hw i am? I feel sumwhat confused on what to answer dem,coz if i tell dem dt im fine,i wud b hiding d truth,and if i wud rpl back dt imnt fine,i wud tell a lie..Anyway coming to the point,cuz dose philospohical stuffs are not gonna help u retrieve mah lyf.
I need u in every romantic tracks dat i sing along.Its useless whn no ones hearing.I want atleast someone to hear to my 'besuro' 'talkata' voice.My friends call me a fm station,coz always i humm one song or d other..so i just nid a RJ,who can tune mah life and mek it more interesting..
I need u whn i c couples walking hand in hand.Its been a decade that i walk my paths n cross d roads on mah own.Aftr I left mah parent's hand and decided to walk alone(coz i ws no longer a toddler),dere has been no hand to fill up dat void.I am sick n tired of hearing d same soundtracks on mah earphone.So now,i need a Shadow which wud follow me even in darkness,after every light of life has faded..
I need u whn i feel lonely at nite,coz i hav no one to gossip mah whole dayz activity.Mah frnds get busy with their counterparts and i hav to be satisfy myslf by typing some idiotic conversations wid some single ppl lyk me in socail networking sites.
I need u when i feel bored in colg..When i bunk d classes of irritating professors,my max co-bunkers get themselves indulged into 29(famous game of cards in engineering colleges),i am outnumbered,i knw nothing of the game,so relishing odrs play wnt fullfill my cause,so i come back to balcony,only to find my remaining co bunkers talking in low voice ova d phn.I amnt a kid to nt undrstand whm dey r speaking to.
I need u whn mah frnds support me in all cases,i need sumone to criticize,els to follow me in all cases can be done well by mah shadows..y dem?? i also feel ur absence when i find d world is agnst me and dey try to press me agnst d cornr wall and criticize me in all i do..
I need u when i like some gifts,cards and also mah wallet permits me to own it,yet i come out of d store emptyhanded,coz i have no one to offer those..
I need u when mah frnds blush telling abt how their soulmates looked in traditional indian saree in saraswati pujo(bong velentines day).I just hav to keep my mouth sealed(dats a vry rare ocassion) coz i dnt hav any experience in dis regard..
I need u when i see the couples in the wall corner seats of a cinema hall overflowing with affection and i have to watch the silly melodrama dats goin on d 70mm screen..
I need u,when i dnt hav a testimonial in which a lover empties her heart out.I just hav to satisfied by the forwarded ones or d ones written by mah frnz..
I need u,when i c colg couples sticking to each other all d tym(yeh fevicol ka zor hai,tutega nehi).
I need u when i dnt hav romantic sms s in my inbox or i dnt hav anyone to dedicate mah written emotions,mah creations of a shayari or a poem goes undedicated or not thought about..
I need u whn i dnt hav an umbrella in d monsoon,and i dnt get the shelter of any umbreela to prevent mahself frm the vulnerable rain..
I need u when i want to think about someone,when i want to cherish the long drawn dream of luving someone madly.Aftr reading dis u al may start to curse urself for wasting 5mins of ur life,yet i thought to outpour my emotions on the url of mah blog..so i did it..
Ppl oftn ask me hw i am? I feel sumwhat confused on what to answer dem,coz if i tell dem dt im fine,i wud b hiding d truth,and if i wud rpl back dt imnt fine,i wud tell a lie..Anyway coming to the point,cuz dose philospohical stuffs are not gonna help u retrieve mah lyf.
I need u in every romantic tracks dat i sing along.Its useless whn no ones hearing.I want atleast someone to hear to my 'besuro' 'talkata' voice.My friends call me a fm station,coz always i humm one song or d other..so i just nid a RJ,who can tune mah life and mek it more interesting..
I need u whn i c couples walking hand in hand.Its been a decade that i walk my paths n cross d roads on mah own.Aftr I left mah parent's hand and decided to walk alone(coz i ws no longer a toddler),dere has been no hand to fill up dat void.I am sick n tired of hearing d same soundtracks on mah earphone.So now,i need a Shadow which wud follow me even in darkness,after every light of life has faded..
I need u whn i feel lonely at nite,coz i hav no one to gossip mah whole dayz activity.Mah frnds get busy with their counterparts and i hav to be satisfy myslf by typing some idiotic conversations wid some single ppl lyk me in socail networking sites.
I need u when i feel bored in colg..When i bunk d classes of irritating professors,my max co-bunkers get themselves indulged into 29(famous game of cards in engineering colleges),i am outnumbered,i knw nothing of the game,so relishing odrs play wnt fullfill my cause,so i come back to balcony,only to find my remaining co bunkers talking in low voice ova d phn.I amnt a kid to nt undrstand whm dey r speaking to.
I need u whn mah frnds support me in all cases,i need sumone to criticize,els to follow me in all cases can be done well by mah shadows..y dem?? i also feel ur absence when i find d world is agnst me and dey try to press me agnst d cornr wall and criticize me in all i do..
I need u when i like some gifts,cards and also mah wallet permits me to own it,yet i come out of d store emptyhanded,coz i have no one to offer those..
I need u when mah frnds blush telling abt how their soulmates looked in traditional indian saree in saraswati pujo(bong velentines day).I just hav to keep my mouth sealed(dats a vry rare ocassion) coz i dnt hav any experience in dis regard..
I need u when i see the couples in the wall corner seats of a cinema hall overflowing with affection and i have to watch the silly melodrama dats goin on d 70mm screen..
I need u,when i dnt hav a testimonial in which a lover empties her heart out.I just hav to satisfied by the forwarded ones or d ones written by mah frnz..
I need u,when i c colg couples sticking to each other all d tym(yeh fevicol ka zor hai,tutega nehi).
I need u when i dnt hav romantic sms s in my inbox or i dnt hav anyone to dedicate mah written emotions,mah creations of a shayari or a poem goes undedicated or not thought about..
I need u whn i dnt hav an umbrella in d monsoon,and i dnt get the shelter of any umbreela to prevent mahself frm the vulnerable rain..
I need u when i want to think about someone,when i want to cherish the long drawn dream of luving someone madly.Aftr reading dis u al may start to curse urself for wasting 5mins of ur life,yet i thought to outpour my emotions on the url of mah blog..so i did it..
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
21st century modernisation OR Shame??
Well,I heard dis in aftrnun today from a friend of mine..The Moment I heard it,I was dumbstruck.I had nothing to say.She told me that in their college(not taking the name,an engineering colg),they are going to have fashion show,ramp walk in d auspicious occasion of saraswati puja..
"My GOD,wat dis girl is saying??"-This was my first reaction when i heard it.
Goddess Saraswati is considered as the goddess for education in hindu mythology.And wat respect ar we showing to the godess?? A fashion show!!!
Its has been years,from when the seriousness of the worshippers and the piousness of the puja has vanished.Loud music is played on the mandaps in the puja dayz,and the cheap item songs supress the voice of the slokas orated during the puja.Well,u cant ask people of evry strata of the society to worship god with a piousness and not dance/enjoy playing loud music.Bt atleast we can expect a lot more decency from the educated people around the state.
And dis college plans to do a fashion show?!! The puja gets into the backseat and the fashion show gets into the front seat..Is this what we are heading towards 21st century modernisation.Lacking pure devotion needed for a puja and walking in skimpy clothes just to show off a decent body wid MA SARASWATI behind the front stage??
I dont know which 'fertile' brains have given rise to this unethical idea.
Im sorry,but i pity their imaginative 'creative'ideas..Fashion Show may be an integral part of a fest,but not a puja!! We r giving rise to these engineers,who lack their common sense,Cramming and passing the exams wont help friends..Its ur improvisations and thoughtprocesses which are gonna lead u towards the glory of an engineer.Bt im afraid,my fellow engineering colleagues lack it..
They may call it the 21st century modernisation,ut to me its a step towards shame..
Friday, January 8, 2010
Niyotir Porihash..
Tumi Rup e aparupa,
Ami tomar rup e,
saradin dhore dekhi;
Tumi liner maro chokh e,
Tokhn amay r ke rokhe,
Ami pagoler moto dekhi..
Tumi Bristi porle mathay,
Nijeke Dhako chatay,
Ami bokar moto bhiji;
Likhte bosle khatay,
Koto chinta ashe mathay,
Ami tai likhi hijibiji..
Chop khele hoy Ambol,
Sudhu tomakei kore sombol,
A jibon pothe nemechi;
Gariahat theke jadavpure,
Sarata din chora rod e ghure,
Bhije Jol hoye ghemechi..
Tomar samne giye darabo,
Prem er hath barabo,
Emon kotoi plan na fedechi;
Ek chilte roddure,
Tumi ferale e bondhu re,
Tai r na pere kedechi..
Ami bunty,Tumi babli,
Koto nun chara alu kabli,
Amra eksathe bose kheyechi;
Bhalobasar pothe cholte giye,
Songi hisebe tomay niye,
Koto kostoi na peyechi..
College theke koto chompot,
Rangin hoyeche ei smritipot,
Sudhu tomar e mukher ankay;
Sese tomay ki pabona?
E nie koto chinta koto bhabona,
Tonok noreche Cigaretter chekay..
Ami Ram,Tumi Sita,
Hobe ki amar parineeta?
Er uttor ajo paini;
Ami ekta bhadro chele,
Proman dile,hiseb mele,
Jibone konodin mod-tod khaini..
Tumi jokhon badhon kholo chuler,
Ami duniar sob kaj bhule,
Kalo mohonar dike takiye thaki;
Tokhon sudhu tomay dekhi,tomay jani,
Tomay Bujhi tomay mani,
Ar table e te pora theke jay baki..
Aaj colleger borso-purti,
Tobu amar mone nei furti,
Karon tumi chere geche amay;
Sughobhir jongole,
Hajaro payer dongole,
Tumi eka kore diecho amay..
Lekhata hocche bisri,
Tobu tumi dekhte susri,
Tai bhulbona tomay konodin;
Bajate a pran e beena,
Tobe aj keno koro ghrina,
Ta bollena may konodin..
Tumi purnochondrer alo,
Tai besechilam tomay bhalo,
Keno je ta ajo bujhini;
Tumi chole jawar por,
Kete geche koto mash,
Tobu onyo kauke khujini..
Tumi sotyiy chile ananyo,
Tai tomar ruper labonyo,
aj o amar ghum kere ney;
Sudhu tomar kotha bhabte giye,
Pichle pori hat te giye,
Ar hath 2to dhulo jhere ney..
Mathay choaro chilo tomar premer abesh,
Emon somoy rahul er ghotlo anuprobesh,
Tumi chole gele or kache;
Colg math er mosar kamor,
Bhulieche ki norom hath or?
Naki tomar ekhno mone ache??
Swapner ghar bedechilam tomay niye,
Bhanglo sedin,jedin rahul korlo tomay biye,
Janina,amar ki je chilo ghatti;
Bhablam Onek,Uttor pelam na,
Metroy jhape kata lash,
Janacche aamar panchatwo-prapti...
NB: Ei lekha ta calss 9 er annual xam,bengali 2nd paper er ager rate lekha..baba janto ami porchilam,ar ami..he he..
Ami tomar rup e,
saradin dhore dekhi;
Tumi liner maro chokh e,
Tokhn amay r ke rokhe,
Ami pagoler moto dekhi..
Tumi Bristi porle mathay,
Nijeke Dhako chatay,
Ami bokar moto bhiji;
Likhte bosle khatay,
Koto chinta ashe mathay,
Ami tai likhi hijibiji..
Chop khele hoy Ambol,
Sudhu tomakei kore sombol,
A jibon pothe nemechi;
Gariahat theke jadavpure,
Sarata din chora rod e ghure,
Bhije Jol hoye ghemechi..
Tomar samne giye darabo,
Prem er hath barabo,
Emon kotoi plan na fedechi;
Ek chilte roddure,
Tumi ferale e bondhu re,
Tai r na pere kedechi..
Ami bunty,Tumi babli,
Koto nun chara alu kabli,
Amra eksathe bose kheyechi;
Bhalobasar pothe cholte giye,
Songi hisebe tomay niye,
Koto kostoi na peyechi..
College theke koto chompot,
Rangin hoyeche ei smritipot,
Sudhu tomar e mukher ankay;
Sese tomay ki pabona?
E nie koto chinta koto bhabona,
Tonok noreche Cigaretter chekay..
Ami Ram,Tumi Sita,
Hobe ki amar parineeta?
Er uttor ajo paini;
Ami ekta bhadro chele,
Proman dile,hiseb mele,
Jibone konodin mod-tod khaini..
Tumi jokhon badhon kholo chuler,
Ami duniar sob kaj bhule,
Kalo mohonar dike takiye thaki;
Tokhon sudhu tomay dekhi,tomay jani,
Tomay Bujhi tomay mani,
Ar table e te pora theke jay baki..
Aaj colleger borso-purti,
Tobu amar mone nei furti,
Karon tumi chere geche amay;
Sughobhir jongole,
Hajaro payer dongole,
Tumi eka kore diecho amay..
Lekhata hocche bisri,
Tobu tumi dekhte susri,
Tai bhulbona tomay konodin;
Bajate a pran e beena,
Tobe aj keno koro ghrina,
Ta bollena may konodin..
Tumi purnochondrer alo,
Tai besechilam tomay bhalo,
Keno je ta ajo bujhini;
Tumi chole jawar por,
Kete geche koto mash,
Tobu onyo kauke khujini..
Tumi sotyiy chile ananyo,
Tai tomar ruper labonyo,
aj o amar ghum kere ney;
Sudhu tomar kotha bhabte giye,
Pichle pori hat te giye,
Ar hath 2to dhulo jhere ney..
Mathay choaro chilo tomar premer abesh,
Emon somoy rahul er ghotlo anuprobesh,
Tumi chole gele or kache;
Colg math er mosar kamor,
Bhulieche ki norom hath or?
Naki tomar ekhno mone ache??
Swapner ghar bedechilam tomay niye,
Bhanglo sedin,jedin rahul korlo tomay biye,
Janina,amar ki je chilo ghatti;
Bhablam Onek,Uttor pelam na,
Metroy jhape kata lash,
Janacche aamar panchatwo-prapti...
NB: Ei lekha ta calss 9 er annual xam,bengali 2nd paper er ager rate lekha..baba janto ami porchilam,ar ami..he he..
Monday, January 4, 2010
Saturday, January 2, 2010
Hothat Tiyasar Jonno....
Gharir katay 9:15pm moto hobe..Internet ta jalate arombho kore dilo.Server ta boddo slow hoe gelo..ar nite parlam na..Rager mathay pc ta bondho kore dilam.Star Jalsay hoye chola "Ogo bodhu sundori" janie dilo je ekhn TV r remote ta newa bhabatai onyay,karon chaileo pabona.Agotyar goti almari ta khullam..2006 e colg lyf e last din er tola chobi gulo ke nere chere dekhchilam..sobkotai abegprobon,smriti bijorito.Kintu ekta chobi te ese atke gelo hath ta.next pic e gelo na.Tiyasa ke ami aj o bhulte parini..
Tiyasa Choudhury,Pratt memorial theke amader colg e ase.Convent educated dekhe initail dayz e ghyam ta ektu besiy nito.Amar sathe tai jhamela tao beshi lagto..bondhu ra warn korechlo ke cinema onujayi,joto jhogra hoy,setai naki pore prem e rupantorito hoy.Amar kintu ta mone hoyni.bt kothay ache na "Man proposes,GOD disposes"..Setai holo..2nd sem r suru thekei kirokom jeno ekta tan onubhob korlam Tiyasa r proti.Prem? k jane? age to kokhno porini,tai etai je prem seta sure hote parlam na.
2005 er january te bodhoy Tiyasa ke propose korechilam,gaal e or hath er panch ta angul barbar bolchilo je eta prem hote pare na,bhule jaa..chesta korlam,bt bhulte parlam na.ebar bujhte suru korlam,na ota bhalobasa e chilo,tai bhulte parchina.
2-3 mash bade Sagnik ke dekhlam tiyasa r hath dhore colg theke berocche..Bujhlam odike ar takiye labh nei..kintu abar dekhlam sagnik ke porer din,cafeteriay..na,tiyasa noy,onyo arekta meyer hath dhore boshe ache.ha bhagoban,etai ki bhalobasa! je sotyiy bhalobase tar jibone kichui jotena ar edike sagnik..thak ota oder byapar.ami r dhukbo na.Eibhabe Sagnik ke dekhte laglam roj e tofat ei je sangini ta bodle jete laglo.Ekbar bhablam je Tiyasa ke bole diy sagnik er byapare,kintu oi thappad er protishodh nite bolini.Mone mone hoyto etao asa chilo je ekdin na ekdin tiyasa thik e bujhte parbe konta sotyikarre bhalobasa,k bolte pare tahole hoyto fireo aste pare amar kache..
Rabindranath ekta kotha bolechilen,"Britha asa morite moriteo more na"..amar o serokom e holo..tiyasa ke ekhno valobastam,opekkha kortam je kobe o bujhbe..2006 r may mashe sem sese bujhte parlam asa ta britha e roye gelo..je amar howar chilo na,holo na..
Tiyasa r sei last diner photo ta amar chokher samne..ektu bhije gelo photor oporta.Sotyi,chokh ta r capacitor kharap hoe geche,ja kanna ase sob e pass kore dey..resistance zero..
2007 r 30th DEC JD Park metro statn e dekha holo tiyasa r sathe..IBM r chair e bose bose ektu chehara ta bhari hoeche or.Chokhachukhi Howar por kotha na bolle obhodrota hoy,tai o o bollo..ami bollam,"Kire? kemon achis? Chehara ta to bes bhari hoeche re..bhuri kore felechs dekhchi.." kirom nispolok cheye tiyasa bolechilo,"Sob jinis ki ar icche kore hoy,kichu jinis na chaileo sathe nie ghurte hoy." Ami abar bollam,"new year to samne..kalker plans ki?"..Tiyasa khanikta udas pane cheye bollo,"ajker din ta katuk na age,tarpor dekha jabe,new year..se to ar amar bhagye.."
Awaz er chote tiyasa r kotha theme gelo.metro chole aschlo..ami bollam,"Jai re,ofc ache".Tiyasa bolchilo"amio jabo re,tui metro y jabi ar ami onyo kichu te"..ami mane ta bujhe othar agei metro line e Tiyasa r jhap..speed e chola metror dapote spot death prat memorial er 2002 HS batch er brilliant student er..Hotobhombo hoye darie roilam.Police ese body nie gelo post mortem r jonno..ami sathe gelam..61yrs er Mr choudhury ke 6yrs er biltu r moto kaandte dekhlam sedin.amar chokh o sedin badh maneni.Pore jante parlam,Tiyasa was pregnant.Sagnik er kukirti eta.Advanced stage e dhora porechilo,bt lompot Sagnik biyer jonno ready chilo na.Abortion korale tiyasa r death o hote parto..tai kora hoyni..ekhn Tiyasa r hothat osadrishyo bhuri r karon bujhte parlam,or khanikta odbhut uttor er o rohosyo sondhan korte parlam..
Iss Chokh diye jhorna boyei choleche..Photo ta ke album e rekhe almari ta bondho korlam.chokh ta muche TV r ghar e elam,9:30 beje geche,remote ta niye on korlam.
KK r gan cholchilo,
"Hum rahe ya na rahe kal..
Kal Yaad Ayenge Wo pal.."
chokh duto sukolo na,ke jane keno? Hoyto Hothat Tiyasar jonno...
Tiyasa Choudhury,Pratt memorial theke amader colg e ase.Convent educated dekhe initail dayz e ghyam ta ektu besiy nito.Amar sathe tai jhamela tao beshi lagto..bondhu ra warn korechlo ke cinema onujayi,joto jhogra hoy,setai naki pore prem e rupantorito hoy.Amar kintu ta mone hoyni.bt kothay ache na "Man proposes,GOD disposes"..Setai holo..2nd sem r suru thekei kirokom jeno ekta tan onubhob korlam Tiyasa r proti.Prem? k jane? age to kokhno porini,tai etai je prem seta sure hote parlam na.
2005 er january te bodhoy Tiyasa ke propose korechilam,gaal e or hath er panch ta angul barbar bolchilo je eta prem hote pare na,bhule jaa..chesta korlam,bt bhulte parlam na.ebar bujhte suru korlam,na ota bhalobasa e chilo,tai bhulte parchina.
2-3 mash bade Sagnik ke dekhlam tiyasa r hath dhore colg theke berocche..Bujhlam odike ar takiye labh nei..kintu abar dekhlam sagnik ke porer din,cafeteriay..na,tiyasa noy,onyo arekta meyer hath dhore boshe ache.ha bhagoban,etai ki bhalobasa! je sotyiy bhalobase tar jibone kichui jotena ar edike sagnik..thak ota oder byapar.ami r dhukbo na.Eibhabe Sagnik ke dekhte laglam roj e tofat ei je sangini ta bodle jete laglo.Ekbar bhablam je Tiyasa ke bole diy sagnik er byapare,kintu oi thappad er protishodh nite bolini.Mone mone hoyto etao asa chilo je ekdin na ekdin tiyasa thik e bujhte parbe konta sotyikarre bhalobasa,k bolte pare tahole hoyto fireo aste pare amar kache..
Rabindranath ekta kotha bolechilen,"Britha asa morite moriteo more na"..amar o serokom e holo..tiyasa ke ekhno valobastam,opekkha kortam je kobe o bujhbe..2006 r may mashe sem sese bujhte parlam asa ta britha e roye gelo..je amar howar chilo na,holo na..
Tiyasa r sei last diner photo ta amar chokher samne..ektu bhije gelo photor oporta.Sotyi,chokh ta r capacitor kharap hoe geche,ja kanna ase sob e pass kore dey..resistance zero..
2007 r 30th DEC JD Park metro statn e dekha holo tiyasa r sathe..IBM r chair e bose bose ektu chehara ta bhari hoeche or.Chokhachukhi Howar por kotha na bolle obhodrota hoy,tai o o bollo..ami bollam,"Kire? kemon achis? Chehara ta to bes bhari hoeche re..bhuri kore felechs dekhchi.." kirom nispolok cheye tiyasa bolechilo,"Sob jinis ki ar icche kore hoy,kichu jinis na chaileo sathe nie ghurte hoy." Ami abar bollam,"new year to samne..kalker plans ki?"..Tiyasa khanikta udas pane cheye bollo,"ajker din ta katuk na age,tarpor dekha jabe,new year..se to ar amar bhagye.."
Awaz er chote tiyasa r kotha theme gelo.metro chole aschlo..ami bollam,"Jai re,ofc ache".Tiyasa bolchilo"amio jabo re,tui metro y jabi ar ami onyo kichu te"..ami mane ta bujhe othar agei metro line e Tiyasa r jhap..speed e chola metror dapote spot death prat memorial er 2002 HS batch er brilliant student er..Hotobhombo hoye darie roilam.Police ese body nie gelo post mortem r jonno..ami sathe gelam..61yrs er Mr choudhury ke 6yrs er biltu r moto kaandte dekhlam sedin.amar chokh o sedin badh maneni.Pore jante parlam,Tiyasa was pregnant.Sagnik er kukirti eta.Advanced stage e dhora porechilo,bt lompot Sagnik biyer jonno ready chilo na.Abortion korale tiyasa r death o hote parto..tai kora hoyni..ekhn Tiyasa r hothat osadrishyo bhuri r karon bujhte parlam,or khanikta odbhut uttor er o rohosyo sondhan korte parlam..
Iss Chokh diye jhorna boyei choleche..Photo ta ke album e rekhe almari ta bondho korlam.chokh ta muche TV r ghar e elam,9:30 beje geche,remote ta niye on korlam.
KK r gan cholchilo,
"Hum rahe ya na rahe kal..
Kal Yaad Ayenge Wo pal.."
chokh duto sukolo na,ke jane keno? Hoyto Hothat Tiyasar jonno...
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